My Sexy Secret Life

My pussy is NOT happy!!

My darling cat is clearly not happy. He seems more than a little restless. I have tried examing him but I am not a vet, he looks and acts healthy enough – I just get the impression that he has the cat version of PMT. He just sunk his teeth into the back of my hand and it really, really hurt! I know it’s spring time and he may be horny and not getting a leg over, but I had him ‘done’ two years ago so I don’t think that’s the problem.

Or maybe it is….? Does he hate me for preventing him from sowing his wild oats? Maybe he’s had a few cat dates and got rejected? ” Ooh you DO have THE most BEAUTIFUL tail, and that little wiff of Jo Malone is so seductive! But OH Darling where are your BALLS?? Hmm think he hates me!

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