Today I had my lovely friend ‘TheUltimateCourtesan’ over for lunch and; I am very pleased to announce that after a year of leading a normal life my delightful friend is now back in the world of all that is naughty! I like many others have missed her very much indeed and I am very glad that she is back and I am sure that you will be too if you choose to book her. A word of warning though…. don’t trust her with ice cubes! She threw them at me not once but twice yesterday and I really did not deserve it! Well, I didn’t think so anyway. Maybe she was just trying to get me wet ….