Strap ons … I have a few!

Strap ons are one of the most complicated pieces of ‘kit’ that I have yet to encounter and I now own three different harnesses. My latest purchase was added recently to fulfill the requests of several gentlemen for a ‘small strap on’. Alas as is often the case due in no small part to the non refundable nature of sex toys (although there are a few exceptions, including http://www.lovehoney.co.uk) as soon as I tried it on I realised that as well as being hideously unflattering my dong was dangling at completely the wrong angle 😦 but I couldn’t return it as it was ‘used’! Still, I have already discovered it fits another harness that I have 🙂
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Contrary to what what might be believed most of my lady clients don’t actually want me to harness up, preferring to indulge in gentler sensual pleasures, such as kissing, caressing, massaging, stroking and licking 🙂 It’s actually men more often than not who are interested in a gentle introduction to ass fucking although they do tend to be quite wary of anything they deem as ‘too big’!
 
Of course there are always exceptions including a very naughty couple who gave me my very first experience of DP with two cocks (I know that a dong isn’t strictly a cock but I was being fucked very nicely by the lady wearing it as her partner fucked my other hole, just as nicely). For such purposes I’ve ordered an extra ‘dong’ for my doc johnson vac u lock harness especially, one of the things that I really like about this harness is that it’s at the right height for heavy thrusting should it be required 😉
vac u lock
Then there is the harness from Shhh which is made of black leather and is less ‘strappy’ for want of a better word than the others! I do quite like it but as it sits low on my hips it leads to me having to make some harder moves than when I am thrusting wearing my vac u lock, still it’s good for smaller dongs and I aim to please 😉 I don’t rate Shh’s ‘dongs’ however – they’re expensive and made from materials that are quite disappointing, they’re not dense enough I think. Anyway you can always use non ‘ Shhh’ dildos which is what I do with this particular harness.
Corset Strap-On Dildo Harness: Baby Pink
I have also tried the “strap less strap on” which was has, in my mind a massive design flaw … it slips out when you’re wet! And on a practical level, as it allows for skin on skin contact it’s not suitable for conscientious escorts who value both their own and their clients sexual health.
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I don’t really feel that any of my strap ons offer perfection although function wise the vac u lock comes close. I really think that some one somewhere should make a functional AND attractive strap on harness and dildo with a good range of dildo sizes – just because a I am a lady who occasionally likes to wear a cock it doesn’t mean that when I do, I don’t still want to look pretty! I am a perfectionist at heart so my search continues…

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