As well as being National Happiness Day today (and it was gorgeous here in London – clear blue skies and sunshine) it’s ‘that time’ again – time to let my special secret friends and lovers know.. all my sexual health tests taken on the 18th March 2015 were completely clear. Not that I ever offer unprotected sex – apart from going down on ladies and gentlemen as the risks are so minimal but I always test my throat too – it’s just good to make extra, specially sure I think!?!