My Sexy Secret Life

First Impressions..

It might seem like the silliest thing ever but I do worry about the things I leave in my bathroom… for instance the ‘Poo Pourri’ spray that instantly gets rid of the obvious smell of Number twos but I figure if my guests need a nervous poo when they arrive then ultimately it saves them embarrassment.

Then there’s the whole leaving whatever shaving gel I’m using out – I tend to prefer men’s products as they give better results- my current one is by a brand called ‘man cave’ which incidentally I think is quite a good acronym for my shaven cunt, but will it put my ladies off? Perhaps I should hide it when they come to visit and display one of the lady gels which are far less superior but less masculine?

I am almost definitely over thinking … but first impressions count!



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