Ah Winter. Halloween, Bonfire Night and Christmas to look forward to……
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Burning Desire by Lana Del Rey – I have a serious crush on her!
If I was trying to seduce my friend Dolly this evening, I would have failed miserably. A less romantic night, even on valentines day you’d struggle to find! Our choice of restaurant was not good. Not good at all, although dimly lit and festooned with red balloons the music couldn’t have been more tragic or more cringe worthy, in fact it was a lot like this…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGDrqU7mmuI
The food wasn’t bad but the singing took on a new kind of awful when somewhat worse for wear customers were invited to join in and the volume was turned up so high we couldn’t hear each other speak. Although if I must be honest they were on par with the paid entertainment.
Yes, indeed it was my Birthday yesterday; Oooh 33 how did that happen? Well of course, I know how it happened really, but it’s just come around so fast and I haven’t grown up yet, perhaps I should have done by now?
For example; I find this very funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6M7i2mfMlU which is surely a sign of immaturity!?
Although, I would say I am much better in bed than I was in my early twenties now that I’m in my early thirties (at 33 can I still claim to be early thirties?). Anyway I had a nice time with my nearest and dearest with more celebrations to come; I have also just had my first good seeing to as a 33 year old. Thank you.. you know who you are!
Although I’m actually a Tuesday’s child, I do love this David Bowie video about getting older: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV29uzF_RSg (sorry about the sub titles, I think this video has been officaily pulled but there’s still this copy!) personally I think they were both hot when they were younger but even hotter when they were older!
So now that the somewhat dreaded birthday has been and gone what next does this month have in store? Valentines day…. I’m not a big fan to be honest. However; I have secured a dinner date with one of London’s top naughty ladies; Dollymopp and I’m looking forward to taking sneaky glances at her cleaverage somewhere candlelit and romantic; although being very good friends we won’t be going to bed together, it could spoil things.
Thankfully before our ‘date’ I have a gorgeous toy boy to play with, so as Valentines Days go, I think this one is going to be pretty damn fine. I even got a Valentines Day card (Thanks Mum, I do recognise your hand writing you know… I used to copy it all the time when I was at school, I used it for all the fake sick notes that I created to cover for all the times that I’d found a naughty boy to play with when I should have been studying!). Luckily all my naughty ‘studying’ came in handy in the end!
Anyway… one last thing to say; here’s wishing you a Very Happy Valentines Day XxXxXxXx
I have many perversions and to my great delight, despite being nearly 33, I continue to find new ones! Something I love (and it’s a long running but much enjoyed activity) is having sex pressed against a hotel room window, watching the world go by and being fucked hard and deep from behind.
It’s a treat that I have been promised by the lovely client that I am seeing tomorrow evening (you know who you are – I can’t wait!). However, it’s always advisable to make sure that the hotel windows are actually made from mirrored glass, rather than standard glass which most are; but some aren’t, which I found out to my peril a few years back!
There I was enjoying a vigorous fucking from behind, pressed up against my clients hotel room window with a view of the local police station and several police men! Could I feel more rude!? Well, actually, yes, I could when gradually as the news spread, one, then two, then three police men outside the station looked up and one of them waved… Oooops!!! A very fast retreat was made by myself and my client and thankfully neither of us were charged with public indecency!!!
Thank you for all who partook in the last ‘What on earth is this?’ poll, the correct answer was in fact a masturbation aid (for men please see below).
I’m getting the impression that ‘What on earth is this?’ polls aren’t really that popular so I’m going to stop doing them; however I would really value your ideas for my up coming photo shoot which is on Monday – many apologies for the short deadline!!
I’ll be working with the lady who took this much admired pic:
We’re looking to re create similar naughty images, I know a lot of you like the secretary look, so there will be plenty of that! We want to create mostly semi clothed, tongue in cheek pictures, things like getting ready for work, pulling up stockings and/or applying lipstick in a skirt, heels and bra and ‘oops I’m accidently flashing my knickers/bra/nipples’, seemingly innocent images but with a naughty twist!
Any ideas for a good picture would be gratefully received either via the comments option at the bottom of this blog or by email (firstname.lastname@example.org), if you are feeling shy 😉
Many thanks in advance, Charlotte xxxxx
I’m sorry to say that this isn’t a very sexy topic but one which I think you might agree is hugely important. I think that in the back of every man or woman’s mind when considering seeing an escort or after seeing an escort despite using protection, is that little worry that often lurks unmentioned … do you have or will I get a sexually transmitted infection (STI)?
I care very much about my clients (and quite possibly their partners too) and want to keep them safe and well. I take STI tests very regularly and you will always find my latest test date and the result in my FAQ section.
Obviously it’s essential to use condoms for penetration, not to in my mind is madness! However, I’m a lady who likes to practice unprotected oral sex and I love to swallow; an activity which my sexual health consultant (who knows what I do) assures me is such minimal risk that I needn’t worry about and neither should you.
However, I’m also always happy to turn your cock into a strawberry flavoured lollipop if you’d rather wear protection, I have special condoms for just this purpose and I won’t be offended if this is your preference so please don’t hesitate to ask! If you’d like to cum on my face after I’ve sucked your covered cock please feel free to – I love it! 🙂
It’s also worth mentioning here, I think, that some people are sensitive to latex (including myself!) so if you think that you are (maybe you have had rashes from condoms or latex gloves in the past?) opting for a non latex condom is a good way of avoiding hard to explain and uncomfortable redness! I would also recommend avoiding condoms which have added chemicals to delay your orgasm as these can quite often be irritants.
If you are worried about your sexual health then I’d like to re assure you that the horrors of days gone by, are now behind us, most clinics will give you a ‘do it your self’ option for non blood related STI’s. So, unless you enjoy professional attention you can swab and go! As I have a fetish for doctors, nurses and speculums, I do my best to get seen to personally! And I also always have a HIV test it’s so clever these days – a tiny prick to the finger, a two minute wait and it’s done, you get the result right away!
I’d recommend avoiding the central london clinics as they always take so bloody long to give you the results (2-3 weeks!) but I do know some good and free ones that will give you the results in a few days by text, The Waldron Centre in New Cross is my own personal favourite.
So it’s nearly 2013 already! How on earth did that happen!? It really doesn’t feel like 2000 was that long ago. I remember my then boyfriend (and very first love) and I were determined to mark the occasion by doing something ‘special’ 😉 We’d rented a house and travelled with a group of friends to stay in a very pretty village and were enjoying an extremely wild house party (I was only 19 at the time, I certainly can’t party like I used to!).
As the clock edged closer to midnight there was only one thing on our minds… so we snuck away from the party to find somewhere private with a lock and as the clock struck twelve my boyfriend was thrusting deep and hard into my warm, wet pussy. We returned to the party trying to look as innocent as possible; me with a cunt full of his warm cum gradually seeping through my knickers.
Unfortunately we hadn’t chosen our hide away particularly well – a bathroom above the room that every one else was partying in which had great acoustics… our friends had turned off the music to sing ‘auld lang syne’ and their singing efforts had been accompanied by my enthusiastic moans…. Ooops! Not very clever of us but I’m still very pleased to say that the first thing I experienced at the start of the millennium was a nice hard cock inside me!