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Autumn is Coming ….

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After a wonderful Summer the time has come for the trees to prepare for Winter here in London – Autumn is upon us and Hyde Park is a plethora of beautifully coloured leaves falling out of the sky.

Although a part of me is sad that Winter creeps so slyly closer, another part of me relishes the excuse to spend lots more time in bed – warm and cosy – naughty and nice … why go outside in the cold, when we can stay inside and play together …? 🙂
It’s the perfect time of year to enjoy each other’s body heat, now that the Summer sun has bid it’s farewell..

Hope to see you soon … Xxxx

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Anal Sex Diet

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January, for many people is all about diets …I have my own tried and tested diet which I use all year round for one specific activity – anal sex 🙂
People often ask me what my special diet is – it’s basically no fibre … which lets me indulge my love for heinz cream of chicken soup! Not a good thing to eat for days on end but for a few days here and there it’s almost as much a a treat as the anal sex itself!! 🙂

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Winter Celebrations

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Ah Winter. Halloween, Bonfire Night and Christmas to look forward to……

I am desperately trying to resist not ‘decorating’ my flat for Halloween. Although I promise to treat rather than trick any visitors coming to mine around Halloween Time.
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Bonfire Night at my parents village is always fun… there are a few ex military types in charge of the fire works (one of whom I really fancy and we do flirt but he is married and it’s a bit too close to home to end up ‘accidentally’ sucking his cock, as much as I would like to) who make sure things always go off with a big bang! Mothers delicious but lethal cider should be ready by then too (to be treated with extreme caution on account of unmeasured but deceptively high levels of alcohol) there are drunken casualties ever year.. those who know it sip it!
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Then there’s Christmas; now gentlemen I suggest ditching the Mistletoe this year and gifting your partner some of this instead… 😉 If you’re single then maybe attach some Mistletoe around it but don’t go blaming me if you get a slap!
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Ladies, I’d recommend sticking to somewhat more traditional methods 😉 although actually getting it inked may be a touch too far for most!
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