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Why I Love Tourists :)

My Secret life

I know a lot of Londoners profess to hating tourists – I know I did when I was at uni, with various campus’s around Oxford Street! I dreamed of cattle herders, fast lanes for non tourists and/ or a big scary dog! But in fairness, I was ready to blame anyone for being late for lessons, without the emotional awareness to realise that actually, being on time was my own responsibility (although it’s something my siblings and I are still trying to teach our parents)!

As I’ve got older and have been lucky enough to enjoy many years living in central London, I am grateful for the seemingly pointless and slow mearanderings of the tourists who come to visit this beautiful city – they remind me of how very fortunate I am to live here – while being relatively well travelled this place, my home, still remains my most favourite city πŸ™‚

I loved living in London Bridge and seeing how excited tourists were about places like Tower Bridge, Borough Market and wandering (slowly!) down the Thames taking in the beautiful sights, with smiles, photos and genuine excitement – even in the rain! It made ME smile and appreciate how very lucky I am to live here.

Now I’ve moved to Bayswater, I just love wandering around Hyde Park, Mayfair, Marylebone, Kensington and (surprisingly!) Oxford Street πŸ™‚ which, is now only a stroll away from where I live πŸ™‚ And if you are thinking of coming to visit but need to be discrete, it’s a very good excuse to disappear for an hour or two for a shopping trip in the capital or to attend some of the amazing museums or art galleries near by or maybe combine the two πŸ™‚

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Make it a Bank Holiday to Remember!

Ladies and Gentlemen. I know it’s been a tough week! Five days work packed into four and everyone who could take time off has … leaving those behind with less time to do more work! Or perhaps you’re taking a well deserved rest? Either way it’s the perfect time to destress!

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I’m Playing With Spam – I Thought I’d “cc” You!


I recently got the following email and decided to reply:

To: Subject: Invitation (Second Attempt) Date: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:49:06 -0400 From: FROM: Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals TO: RE: Worldwide Registry Publication


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As we are working off of secondary sources, we must receive verification from you that your profileis accurate. After receiving verification, we will validate your registry listing within seven business days.

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Please kindly note that our registration deadline for this year’s publication is June 15th, 2013. To ensure you are included, we must receive your verification on or before this date.
On behalf of our Committee I salute your achievement and welcome you to our association.

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Subject: RE: Invitation (Second Attempt)
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:03:08 +0100


I am absolutely delighted to have being formally approved by the Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals.

My sincere apologies for not responding to your first email, I found it somewhat hard to believe that you would actually want to include a professional prostitute in your publication however your second, follow up email has convinced me that you have undertaken considerable research. I would very much like to be included in the new 2013 Edition of Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals.

Unfortunately the links you have sent me are not working and I have missed the deadline as your email went directly to my junk mail. Is there anything that I can do at this late stage to still be included inΒ  2013 Edition of Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals? I would be very grateful for your instruction.

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I was very disappointed not to get a response ….