When are you available? I am generally available every day of the week, with notice from 2pm – 10pm. To check my diary please look here
Can we talk on the phone?
Yes, if l feel like you are some one l would like to meet after your initial introduction by either text or email.
l’ve been trying to call you but you’re not picking up?
l’m very happy to talk on the phone but please introduce yourself by email or text first.
Do you take same day appointments?
Sorry, I’m afraid not.
Are you tested for STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections)?
Yes, I take my sexual health (and yours) very seriously and I take STI tests on a very regular basis.
I am not confident about my looks/ and or size; I am worried that you wouldn’t find me attractive…
I’m a sapiosexual, I find intelligence and personality the most attractive part of a person. To be honest, my greatest turn off is vanity.
Does my ethnic background or race bother you?
No, not at all.
Does my age bother you?
I very much enjoy the company of ‘mature’ *ladies and gentlemen.. I fully embrace that while we all grow old, the best of us never grow up!! You are my favourite kind of people 😊
I also enjoy the company of younger lovers from the age of 24 upwards.
Do you see clients with disabilities?
I am happy to see clients with disabilities. Please be aware though that there are a few steps in order to reach the front door.
Blind clients are very welcome to bring their guide dogs if needs be.
Clients with a PA are welcome to come attended but I would ask that PA’s find somewhere to wait for us in the general area during our time together, there are some nice cafes and Hyde Park very near by.
Do you entertain ladies?
Yes. I am genuinely bisexual. Everything that I offer men I am happy to offer women, although obviously on a practical level these things can differ on an anatomical basis! I’m very lucky to have been some wonderful ladies ‘first time’ and while most of my lady lovers prefer not to share our time together in words, you can find a very honest review: Here 💋 It maybe a few years old … but just think how much experience I have gained since then!!
I indentify as a ‘butch lesbian’ does that turn you off?
In a word “No” 🙂 I love sex with women however they choose to label or style themselves. Just as Nirvana sung ..” Come as you are, as I want you to be”. X
Do you entertain couples?
Yes, playing with sexually liberated couples is a lot of fun 🙂
What might you be wearing when I meet you?
I generally wear a nice (think classy, sexy – not slutty) dress or dressing gown, bra, stockings, suspenders or a basque with stockings. I don’t tend to wear heels but l am very happy to do so if you’d like me to.
Equally if lingerie does nothing for you just let me know x
Very detailed outfit requests are a turn off but simple requests are fine – please just mention them at the time of the booking.
I don’t wear uniforms, rubber or PVC.
What are your ‘Stats’?
Dress Size: 16, no bigger, no smaller – curves in all the right places 😉
Bra Size: 38G – about the size of galia melons!
Age: 39 years full of adventures 🙂
General State of
I always wear nice lingerie and once we’re aquainted I won’t be wearing much more than that when you arrive 🙂
Lady Garden: Soft & Smooth
Greedy Bi Sexual
Voracious Entirely suited to the profession I have chosen 🙂
Sense of Humour: Incredibly dry and often smutty 😀
I don’t really know what I want can you guess?
I’m afraid even if I were clairvoyant I wouldn’t know what you wanted if you didn’t know either, why not have a look here: turn ons then tell me what you fancy 🙂
How many times can I cum?
You probably know that better than me! But the answer is as many times as you can during our time together.
Would you ever consider unprotected sex if the price was right?
No, I am not prepared to play Russian roulette with my health and it puzzles me as to why anyone else would want to.
I’m a virgin, will you ‘teach me’…?
Sex is wonderful and makes you feel great – yes, I’m very happy to introduce you to it 🙂
I’m coming straight from work, is it ok to take a bath/shower and freshen up? And/or shower after our time together?
Of course. A clean towel, a variety of shower gels (by the bath taps, including unscented varieties), deodorant, mouth wash, hair gel etc (hanging behind the bathroom door) and some hangers and hooks to hang your clothes on will be here waiting for you.
You’re also very welcome to have a shower after play too.
Can I take you for drinks, lunch or dinner?
I’m sorry that’s a no…. but you can take me to bed!
Would you consider an overnight?
Yes, if we know each other well.
A typical overnight is 12 hours and £1200. If you’d like an extended overnight- arriving early and sleeping late (16 hours max) then it’s £1600.
I’d like to buy you a present…
I never expect a gift – your donation and inclination to get naughty is quite simply delightful enough 🙂 However I know that some guests do like to bring a little something; in which case any of the following are very much appreciated: