Where can l visit you?
I no longer live in London permanently but l do make trips to the City Centre fairly regularly, so if you have a naughty adventure in mind please get in touch!
Where l am staying can vary from trip to trip but it is always in Zone 1 and locations include places in or near to Paddington, Victoria, Kings Cross and Shoreditch. Do let me know where might work for you best?
Please rest assured that l only ever entertain from private apartments (never hotels) that l have personally checked beforehand to ensure that they’re super discrete.
When are you available?
I usually offer dates from 1pm -10pm when l am in London, if you can give me an idea of your general availability and how long you’d like to meet for that would be great so l can make you a priority. (I can then get in touch with you directly once l’m planning my next trip).
For my general availability l also publish my ‘mini breaks’ in my Blog
Can we talk on the phone?
Yes, absolutely but please contact me by email in the first instance, l don’t always have my naughty phone switched on!
My email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org
Do you take same day appointments?
Sorry, I’m afraid not.
Are you tested for STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections)?
Yes, I take my sexual health (and yours) very seriously and I take STI tests on a very regular basis.
I am not confident about my looks/ and or size; I am worried that you wouldn’t find me attractive…
I’m a sapiosexual, I find intelligence and personality the most attractive part of a person. To be honest, my greatest turn off is vanity.
Does my ethnic background or race bother you?
No, not at all.
Does my age bother you?
I very much enjoy the company of ‘mature’ ladies and gentlemen.. I fully embrace that while we all grow old, the best of us never grow up!! You are my favourite kind of people 😊
I also enjoy the company of younger lovers from the age of 21 upwards.
Do you entertain ladies?
Yes. I am genuinely bisexual. Everything that I offer men I am happy to offer women, although obviously on a practical level these things can differ on an anatomical basis! I’m very lucky to have been some wonderful ladies ‘first time’ and while most of my lady lovers prefer not to share our time together in words, you can find a very honest review: Here 💋 It maybe a few years old … but just think how much experience I have gained since then!!
I indentify as a ‘butch lesbian’ does that turn you off?
In a word “No” 🙂 I love sex with women however they choose to label or style themselves. Just as Nirvana sung ..” Come as you are, as I want you to be”. X
Do you entertain couples?
Yes, playing with sexually liberated couples is a lot of fun 🙂
What might you be wearing when I meet you?
I generally wear lingerie underneath a nice dress (think classy, sexy – not slutty).
Please could you wear …. ?
Very detailed outfit requests are a turn off but simple requests are fine – please just mention them at the time of the booking.
Do bare in mind though that I don’t wear uniforms, rubber or PVC.
What are your ‘Stats’?
Dress Size: 16, no bigger, no smaller – curves in all the right places 😉
Bra Size: 38G – about the size of galia melons!
Age: 40 years full of adventures 🙂
Lady Garden: Soft & Smooth
Greedy Bi Sexual
Voracious Entirely suited to the profession I have chosen 🙂
Sense of Humour: Incredibly dry and often smutty 😀
I don’t really know what I want can you guess?
I’m afraid even if I were clairvoyant I wouldn’t know what you wanted if you didn’t know either, why not have a look here: turn ons then tell me what you fancy 🙂
How many times can I cum?
You probably know that better than me! But the answer is as many times as you can during our time together.
Would you ever consider unprotected sex if the price was right?
No, I am not prepared to play Russian roulette with my health and it puzzles me as to why anyone else would want to!?
I’m coming straight from work, is it ok to take a shower and freshen up?
Of course and l never include that as part of the time we spend together, relax and refresh before coming to play with me 🙂 You’re also very welcome to have a shower after our fun together too.
Can I take you for drinks, lunch or dinner?
I’m sorry that’s a no…. but you can take me to bed!
Would you consider an overnight?
Yes, if we know each other well.
A typical overnight is 12 hours and £1200. If you’d like an extended overnight- arriving early and sleeping late (16 hours max) then it’s £1600.
I’d like to buy you a present…
I never expect a gift – your donation and inclination to get naughty is quite simply delightful enough 🙂 However I know that some guests do like to bring a little something; in which case any of the following are very much appreciated:
I also adore cherries, dark chocolate, champagne truffles and Jo Malone Candles.
Do you have an ‘Adultwork profile’?
Yes, l have been there for over ten years now and you can find me here: My Secret Life