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First Impressions..

It might seem like the silliest thing ever but I do worry about the things I leave in my bathroom… for instance the ‘Poo Pourri’ spray that instantly gets rid of the obvious smell of Number twos but I figure if my guests need a nervous poo when they arrive then ultimately it saves them embarrassment.

Then there’s the whole leaving whatever shaving gel I’m using out – I tend to prefer men’s products as they give better results- my current one is by a brand called ‘man cave’ which incidentally I think is quite a good acronym for my shaven cunt, but will it put my ladies off? Perhaps I should hide it when they come to visit and display one of the lady gels which are far less superior but less masculine?

I am almost definitely over thinking … but first impressions count!



Wedding Season….

So with the Wedding Season almost over I wonder what was your most unusual/cringe wedding ‘do’. One of my most memorable wedding receptions happened in an old school musical hall complete with a stage. The majority of the female guests (including me of course) were dressed in their burlesque finest.

I didn’t know the families very well being a plus one but the evening entertainment featured a variety of burlesque acts – women dressed as men then revealing they were women, burlesque dancers revealing everything and all to Grandma in the front row!

In the car park an argument between a very well dressed, handsome gentleman and a stunning lady in a much more sparkly dramatic gown than the brides was extremely dramatic … it was a surreal experience!

However not quite as surreal as bonding over cocktails with my ex boyfriends ex girlfriend at another wedding reception at the Dorchester – we had a lot in common!

I hope all of you who had or enjoyed being guests at Summer weddings had a marvellous time and that the English weather (aka rain) didn’t spoil your day.

Charlotte xx

Ps. This reminds me of one of the acts at the wedding I went to 😉



A lot of people ask me about trafficking in the sex industry. There are a few racial groups that are far more likely to be unwilling victims of the sex trade – from what I’ve heard mostly Bulgarian and Romanian women – but for the most part, everyone I know is happy with what they do … so than rather subscribing to this version of prostitution…

I’d like you to think hard about why highly sexed, intelligent and ambitious women would choose the cut and thrust of the day to day grind of the 9-5 as we call it (aka 7am -9pm) a long with office politics for a life, pointless projects and commuting… when we can live freely as a libertine and have lots of fun instead?

You will have to click on a YouTube link to view the video below but if you enjoy fun, curvy blondes taking their clothes off it’s definitely worth it in my opinion!